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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Kim Kardashian's Kwedding.

Kim Kardashian is getting married this weekend!  I got my invite yesterday in the mail, did you?!

Here are some wedding deets:
- Kim's 20 carat engagement ring cost $2 million
- Her dress will be from designer Vera Wang
- There are strict instructions about what to wear - guests can only wear black and white
- Guests' phones will be taken away once they arrive (how will Khloe and Kim tweet?!!)
- They're getting married at the Sotto II Monte estate in Montecito, California.
- She's marrying some basketball player (still don't know who this is)

Some of her guests will include Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber, Venus and Serena Williams, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Nicole Richie, Kelly Osbourne, Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria.  Question - did they just steal the guest list from Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards?

You will be able to watch the whole shindig go down on "Kim's Fairytale Wedding:  A Kardashian Event," that will air October 9 and 10 (yes, it's TWO parts).  Rumor has it the first part is just her sex tape.