We all know how hard it can be to get the laundry done. Especially in college... a time when mom is no longer around to separate your whites and darks, a time when quarters became of the utmost importance.
But we're older now, we've come to learn the laundry ways. The importance of clean underwear and washed jeans. Well, some of us.
As you may have previously read, Mercado and I had a little dinner party/glee watching/laundry night at my parents house. We used to get excited when parents went out of town..that meant PARTY TIME and lots of under-aged drinking. Now we sit around, eating free food, doing laundry and watching lame television.
Mercado walked in with a laundry basket that was larger than normal. Not just gigantic in size, but impressively packed with TONS of clothing items. She also walked in wearing this shirt:
That is a Twilight Eclipse shirt. Here are a few things wrong with this situation:
1. She owns this shirt. Lord knows why, but she OWNS it. At one point, she paid MONEY for this.
2. She is wearing this shirt. She has consciously put this shirt on and walked out of the house with it on.
3..and this is the big one...She has NOT DONE LAUNDRY IN 6 WEEKS...NOT SINCE she has moved to LA from Seattle. This is why she is wearing this particularly awful shirt. Because she literally had NOTHING ELSE to wear.
Ladies and Gentleman, yesterday I learned something new about our friend, Mercado: She has enough clothing to sustain 6 weeks of non-washing. Even if that clothing is a Twilight Vampire shirt.
