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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Pot Cookies for the Kiddies


In Covina, California, two girls ages 10 and 11 were hospitalized for feeling ill after eating a chocolate chip cookie they found on their kitchen counter.

Turns out, it was a pot cookie the mom had left lyin' around.

Are you kidding me?! What is she doin' keeping that thing out when the kids are home from school? No shit your kids are going to eat it-it's a cookie. Cookies are delicious and children always want to eat them warm with milk.

Of course, they the mom remains in jail on $100,000 bail. She said she had a prescription for medical marijuana, but it turns out she doesn't. Big surprise.

Those poor girls. Weed is, after all, the gateway drunk. They'll probably be crack addicts by the time they're 14 and 15.