Oh snaps.

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Snort Away


On Wednesday in Miami, a few burglars robbed a woman's home and took an urn containing ashes of her deceased father and his two dogs. The burglars then proceeded to SNORT some of the ashes because they thought it was cocaine.

SERIOUSLY!? Who in their right mind could mistake ASHES IN AN URN for COCAINE? These idiot's apparently discussed returning the ashes to said woman but opted for tossing them in a nearby lake, instead.

This reminds me of the story I once read about Keith Richards snorting a concoction of his fathers ashes + cocaine. However, he was completely cognizant of the fact that he was snorting ashes. And he stated that his father "probably wouldn't have cared." How is that guy still alive?

Posted by HardCore at 2:00 PM