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Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Sega TOYlet.

Those Japanese be all cray cray!  They've created a game that hangs above urinals which measures your stream.  You literally pee into the toilet and get to play different games.  Here are the games to choose from:

1)  The Graffiti Eraser - The stronger the stream, the more cyberwalls you clean.
2)  Milk from nose - You compete against past players with the measurements of your stream.  You "eliminate" players to become the reigning Milker.
3)  Dress off - The faster you pee, the faster a dress comes off of a girl.

There are few things that come to mind when thinking about this new "invention."  Homeless people will now be entertained (it's about time!!).  Also, girls going to the bathroom together will no longer be an issue - boys will be doing it too.  Go for the goal boys!!!!

Posted by supermercado at 1:04 PM