Question: Why do celebrities only have main gays? Where are all the main Lesbos? I’ve been thinking about this a lot – lots of celebrities (Madonna, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson and countless others) all have a main gay GUY friend that they take everywhere with them. WHAT ABOUT THE LESBIANS?!! I would love to apply for this job. Yes, I will go to fancy dinners with you every night, travel the world with you, walk the red carpet with you and start a new business with you and live off you. I will tell you you’re amazing every day and promise to make sure the paparazzi shows up everywhere you end up. GIVE ME THIS JOB! I’m not even saying it has to be a girl celebrity (Lindsay Lohan had a main lesbo – but then she ended up dating her and turning crazy…). I would gladly be Brad Pitt’s main lesbo! I’m just sayin’, there needs to be more celebrity main Lesbos. We’re funny, dress like gay boys and are always available.
