...Well actually Overheard outside during my cigarette break.
A homeless man came up to a couple of cops on motorcycles and asked where Spring street was. They told him, and when he left one of the cops looked over at the other cop and said:
"He's probably running late for a job interview."
Then they continued to chuckle for a good 2 minutes.
Wow, cops, wow. Way to be douche sponges.