Yesterday it was 85 fucking degrees in LA. 85! In December! Last year around this time, I'm pretty sure I was wearing 3 sweatshirts, a snuggie, long johns and a pair of sweats under my Jnco Jeans to keep warm (heat is expensive!). Yesterday I was able to wear some Jorts (sans JEANS) and a tank top. It was amazing. My friend and I decided to hit up Venice beach to enjoy the sun and do some shopping/people staring. And who did we happen to see?!! TARA REID.
Some might know her from American Pie, but most just know her one hot mess - a Ke$ha if you will :) The thing about this "celeb" sighting is that it has happened TWICE within a week. Corey saw her on Thursday at a store where she was buying her New Year's Eve dress and immediately texted me about it. And then my friend and I saw her on Sunday. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!! What kind of weird ass sign is God trying to tell me?
Let's try to break this down:
Tara Reid --> Has been --> Used to be attractive --> Now is a drunk/addict --> Two people in my group of friends saw her just days apart --> We like to party --> WE WILL TURN INTO TARA REID.
OH MY GOD. Say this isn't so!!! It's a sign! If I continue this lifestyle I will look like Tara Reid one day! OH HELLLLLLL NO.
OR
Tara Reid --> Has been --> Used to be attractive --> Now is a drunk/addict --> Two people in my group of friends saw her just days apart (in Venice mind you) --> HER DRUG DEALER LIVES IN VENICE.
Ok, this makes so much more sense. Phew - I'm glad I solved that puzzle.
FYI: I shall describe what Terror looked like on that beautiful fine day in Venice beach:
- 80 lbs.
- flannel shirt
- Uggs
- Flared jeans OVER her uggs
- Make up made of ZITS.
